Favorite Quotes...

[KLG]

I know we all have one...

Here's one of mine:

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed...every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle...when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."

[JShelby]

"Be drunken, if you will not be martyerd slaves of time, as you will, with wine, poetry or virtue."

[Hung Solo]

"Sorry, but I don't think I want to be a part of any organization that will accept me as a member."

-Groucho Marks


"Yes, my dear I am drunk, and you are ugly. However, in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

-Winston Churchhill


"Never More"

-The Raven

[DwCp05]

Uh uh tiky for me bung holio huh huh hhh uuh

Beavis and Butt Head

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[jordanm]

"Are you threatening my bungholio"

[RhacBreeder]

"All I got is my word and my balls... and I don't break neither one of 'em for nobody."
"You won't ever see another bad guy like me."

...more to come.

[PadraigC]

dont start nothing, wont be nothing...........

[Eliot]

"Three can keep a secret, if two are dead"

Sonny Barger

[DwCp05]

Use the system because the system uses you.

Unknown or by me Derek

I want a button,shirt, or sticker that has that.

[RhacBreeder]

"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

[charles]

God why did you send me down here with a tallywhacker and a trigger finger and expect me not to use either
Hunter S. Thompson

[liasisguy]

I'm not NOT licking toads!

--Homer J Simpson

[Beardo]

"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Plus we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter."

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"I caught you a delicious bass."

-Napoleon Dynamite

My favorite poem of all time.....'The Road Not Taken' by Robert Frost:

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
-Ezekial 25:17, used by Samuel L. Jackson in 'Pulp Fiction'

"We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."
-'The Boondock Saints'

[-Brian]

It was not an outhouse, resting upon the imagination. It was reality. - Richard Brautigan

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Johnson (most likely an imaginary friend of the late Hunter S. Thompson)

Now I know in part. Then I will understand fully. Just as I have been fully understood. - Paul

A sudden, but delicate motion. Like that of a famous brain sugeon removing a disordered portion of the imagination. - Richard Brautigan

'Cause anvils are funny. - Whacko Warner

- Brian

[RhacBreeder]

Beardo, I am at shool (college) and literally 20 minutes ago we did a presentation of what that poem meant to us. It is now my favorite poem. I wish you were in the class to see how many diverse meanings that poem has to people. Some cried while presenting and others made everyone laugh, and there was also alot inbetween those two extremes. Awsome poem.

[Beardo]

Beardo, I am at shool (college) and literally 20 minutes ago we did a presentation of what that poem meant to us. It is now my favorite poem. I wish you were in the class to see how many diverse meanings that poem has to people. Some cried while presenting and others made everyone laugh, and there was also alot inbetween those two extremes. Awsome poem.

No doubt! Its such a great poem in that everyone can find their own special meaning in it. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Frost is an awesome poet. :)

[earthpig23]

I know we all have one...

Here's one of mine:

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed...every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle...when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."

Kara I kid you not that I made a poster of that quote and it has followed me everywhere I go. It sat on my desk at work..in my wll locker in Basic training and now is currently taped to my toolbox at work. I love this quote.

[Tiffanybea]

Gosh. There's so many...
Here's a few of my favorites.


"You can tell the true character of a person by the way he or she treats someone who can do nothing for them."


"DON'T MAKE ME OVER!! Everywhere I turn fashion mavens are telling me how to improve my hair, my home, my husband...The only problem: I don't think I'm such a loser." ~Jaquleynn Mitchum

"If you talk to the animals, they will talk to you, and you will know them.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them.
And what you do not know, you will fear, and what one fears, one will destroy."
--Chief Dan George


And my personal favorite:

"What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected."
- Chief Seattle

I used that one to end a speech I had to give on poaching when I was in junior high. It made for a lovely ending. Then I later received a t-shirt with some really pretty animals pictures on it and that quote at the bottom. Then it turned up once again later on a poster I received. I think it has latched onto me and become my favorite quote. :)

[NCary]

"Nothing in the world is so exhilarating as to be shot at without results." - Winston Churchill

"When you're drinking alone, no one can say that everyone's not drinking." -Youngman

"Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato

"The only thing worse then stupid rules are stupid people who do stupid things that make the stupid rules stupider."- Brad

"Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump; you have to get it right the first time." -Margaret Mead

"If you build a man a fire, he's warm for one night but if you set a man on fire he's warm the rest of his life!" ?

[Brom]

"Mind over matter.....if you don't mind it don't matter." USMC(oorah devil dogs!!)

"We must protect the forests for our children, grandchildren and children yet to be born. We must protect the forest for those who can't speak for themsleves such as the birds, animals, fish, and trees." Qwatsinas-Nuxalk Nation

".....everything on earth has a purpose, disease an herb to cure it, and every person a mission. This is the Indian theory of existence" Mourning Dove-Salish

"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset." Crowfoot-Blackfoot warrior and orator

[bloodpython_MA]

"I don't like furry things, I like the things that eat furry things."-Bloodpython(aka me)
"I thaught we both shared the same injuries. But now I've found, It's you who injures me. My heart is broke from bein left out in the cold"-AFI
"When it's time to party we will party hard!"-Andrew WK
"There are only 2 things that I know are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe"-Albert Einstein
"My luck is so bad, that if i bought a cemetary, everyone would stop dieing."-some dude
I happen to have a few regular quotes......i wont go into lots of song quotes or id be here for another few hours lol
bloodpython

[Ian]

"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his own enemy from oppression"- Thomas Paine

"A man can no more diminish Gods glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word "darkness" on the walls of his cell" C. S. Lewis

"Fear always springs from ignorance"-Ralph Waldo Emmerson

Peace is the precious fruit of a righteous life. It is possible because of the Atonement of the Savior."-Elder Richard G. Scott

[liljerzeedevil]

"I thaught we both shared the same injuries. But now I've found, It's you who injures me. My heart is broke from bein left out in the cold"-AFI

Bloodpython? That is music to my ears,and to my eyes....excellent quoting AFI.

[Schlyne]

"Engineering is the epitome of success by mutual failure. If you get a 42 percent on a test its ok, because the average is a 36." --Theresa Rheley

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

--Bob Ettinger

[1staburmthenaconda]

It's probably always changing and never really complete..."It's hard to capture the essence of life in a sentence...but God did an uncanny job by capturing it in women!"
-Me

"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
-?

"Be Still and Know That I am God"
-Psalms

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
-?

"The most lively thought yet remains inferior to the dullest sensation."
-David Hume

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you."
-?

"You'll find no atheists on turbulent airplanes."
-?

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
-Ambrose Redmoon

Commander Anderson: "Make no mistake, gentlemen. We are in the fight of our lives, against one of the greatest battalion commanders of the Vietnam War, I shit you not."
-The Rock

[ffollett]

It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."
-- Marcus Aurelius

Only those who are fit to live do not fear to die. And none are fit to die who have shrunk from the joy of life and the duty of life. Both life and death are parts of the same great adventure."
-- Theodore Roosevelt

[Hawkeman]

Thousands of quotes speak to me, here's one that hits home...

"You know what i think, it dont matter what i think. Cause when that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that other s**t goes right out the window" -Black Hawk Down

Also pretty much the whole movie Pulp Fiction.

Tom

[DivaCJ]

My absolute, all time favorite quote:
"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!!"

[gbo]

my grandfather,god bless..
those who write on shedhouse walls.
should roll their shit in little balls.
and those that read the writing on the shed.
should eat those lil balls instead!

[grunt]

have you ever seen a retarded lion on the savana ? :newhatche

[hers]

"We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children" - David Brower

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." - Maureen Dowd

And, my favorite....

"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking." - H. L. Mencken

[Apython]

"If God didn't want me to pee in the kitchen sink he wouldn't have put steps between the couch and the bathroom."- Me