NERD's Never Ending Story

[Podo]

One day I was watching a movie, when all of a sudden...

[SolDrake]

... Ralph Nader appeared out of nowhere, pointed at me and, in his best James Earl Jones impression, said...

[KLG]

..."You remind me of the Babe..."

..."What Babe?..."

[Adam]

all of a sudden the door...

[BoaMan Jon]

(edited)

[liljerzeedevil]

....and in the doorway stood the Great Bambino, with all his power he said......

[BoaMan Jon]

Darnit, I was pulling for the Eagles!

[Podo]

but then I realized that didnt matter so I grabbed my Paintball gun...

[Kitt]

(..which was a good move, given the sudden and unexpected appearance of the rabid flying monkeys),

[liljerzeedevil]

and with the help of Dorothy, Tinman, Cowardly Lion, and Scarecrow totally shot the crap out of those flying monkeys..........

[Adam]

who died eventualy. Then came michael jackson....

[gbo]

after the screaming children, running out of the house

[liljerzeedevil]

.....which is where I awoke from the dream. What a nightmare, I said to myself. It wasn't as bad as the dream where I gave birth to that 6-legged baby girl spider, with those bright orange and red legs, and wearing that Mcdonalds Restaurant uniform. Imagine a spider with orange legs wearing a uniform and a pink diaper. Maybe I'll call NERD to see what spiders they have, after I have some coffeee and...............................

[earthpig23]

Bagel before we have to go and shovel hundreds of pounds of Retic dung into our personal dumpster that turns all the methane into fuel to support all our......

[cagecrafters]

moonshine stills and greenhouse heaters that we grow our barly and hops in. Man I love NERD Beer and...

[JLExotics]

:smt025 LOL the good stuff *note, this is not one of my past-times*

[liljerzeedevil]

Ah yes, the good stuff. Which reminds me, the other night I was toking and couldn't beleive my eyes....up in the sky there was a frigin..........

[Adam]

cheese, which is imported from the 3rd world country of....

[Kitt]

...Ebola. The cheese is a rare commodity nowadays, as they are currently undergoing a severe cow shortage, but luckily they had emergency backup...

[Adam]

breast milk,which was then used to make the cheese, meanwhile in iraq....

[cagecrafters]

the only cheese they harvest is from their toes. Althou its an aquired taste, you dont hear.......

[Thomas Jones]

Kevs country music!!But i really like...

[cagecrafters]

the way he twangs that geetar. But he gets a little excited when hes playin and he starts......

[liljerzeedevil]

having Joe Cocker seizures. Thank god Kara is ready with that anti-seizure drug, god knows what will happen if you have to much of a dose, worlds will collide, skys will fall, lighting will probably shoot out his.......

[Adam]

@$$, meanwhile justin is in the retic room playing with...

[liljerzeedevil]

mp3 player. Justin is is pissed and trying to get his headphones to work, too bad he cant hear whats happening behind him. All that metal music blaring in his ears, lookout behind you, this bad, if he only.............

[RhacBreeder]

bought the sony headphones. Then he would be friends with the alien in the commercial who could have...

[Kitt]

..Prevented the ensuing trajedy. I won't go into detail, as it is fairly gruesome, but I will mention the involvement of not only a 45 foot flying Jungle retic but also the largest and nastiest...

[crazyfish]

.... case of jungle rot ever to the....

[RhacBreeder]

..forehead. This was an odd place for jungle rot, but then again what place isn't odd when it has jungle rot? I heard that if you....

[liljerzeedevil]

..kick back and watch reruns of Seinfeld very closely, you'll see a Superman prop in every episode somewhere. Eventually your jungle rot morphs to brain rot from laughing your but off, but if you beleive me, you may morph....................

[RhacBreeder]

...into a power ranger. I think that is the next morph NERD is trying for with their balls. The only thing is I think they are having trouble finding a blue gene. Everybody knows you need blue genes for blue balls! Anyway back to the story and....

[crazyfish]

next a gaint cow flew through the windo and shotup grandma

[RhacBreeder]

...or at least thought it was grandma. Turns out Grandma had been expecting the cow and made a dummy to look like her. When the cow shot the dummy it set off the bomb, and steak tips went flying all over the room. It worked out good, grandma didn't have to cook the meat. However, she did have to...

[liljerzeedevil]

package up all that steak in the fridge, so her GRANDSONS, who lived with her, could have something to eat while she went on a trip. The GRANDSONS had plenty of steak to eat, until, the UNCLE showed up to stay for a while. Eventually, the GRANDSON had to tell the UNCLE to leave because he was ruining everyones life and eating up all those steak tips! GOSH! After that, the GRANDSON decided he would go to ALASKA TO HUNT WOLVERINES. Except he couldn't find his 12-GAUGE, so instead the GRANDSON........

[RhacBreeder]

...brought a BB gun. That's the last we heard of the grandson :( . That was not the last we heard of the cow though. Turns out he was able to regenerate himself inside of the uncle's stomach. That was the last we heard of the uncle :(. The cow immediately began to...

[liljerzeedevil]

explode like DYNAMITE! Wow, better get your umbrella ready its raining.........

[RhacBreeder]

...steak tips again. Only this time the steak tips are coated in milk and raw. These milk covered steak tips have not proven to be genetic, but someone is working on it. They are also working on...

[liljerzeedevil]

finding that tunnel in the Rome Wall that leads to the city in the center of the Earth. Once they are there they will begin to look for the phosphurus mushrooms that lead the way through this secret totally dark world. It is beleived that the mushrooms............................

[RhacBreeder]

...can walk like the animals...talk like the animals and find all the....

[liljerzeedevil]

slugs you could ever imagine. Its also said in this underworld that if you roast the slug over an open flame it tastes and looks like steak tips. But i beleive the great travele of this world could not handle all the darkness. Thank god he had his cell phone and could tect messages on AIM. But the cell signal...........

[RhacBreeder]

...faded until it was a popsicle. Don't get me wrong, popsicles are cool, but not to make a call with. This winter his ears were cold enough, the last thing anybody needs is a frozen, popsicle stained listening device. Everbody....

[BPBabe448]

Since they, (or had been dealing things that were so long, thought they were) cold blooded, they thought popsicles werent a good idea. So...they went to bed. It was the night before daytona...everyone was happy, not a herp was sleeping, none were feeling crappy! the racks were stacked by the wall with care, in hopes that rodent pro would soon be there! with the beardie in his cage, its quite aggrivating, to find bearded bob has started brumating! What a racket was made on that one special night, and to think they had to get up early, for a long days flight! Daytona here we come, even though you may be far! Many herps await you..long drives in the car!..*silence*..then they woke up. It wasn't really the day before daytona...but..it was more like 6 months from daytona! Oh well...they can dream cant they?...Man...so we can't eat popsicles...how about ______________

[RhacBreeder]

them Boston Braves? Haven't seen them playing ball in a while. Speaking of ball...

[liljerzeedevil]

..........yeah, speaking of ball, Dickster Intrusion is the latest comic book hero to hit the stands. Its really graphic-so parents beware!. I heard its about this futuristic guy that takes baseball into space and when he throws his famous curve ball, the ladies go wild and...........

[EvilMorphgod]

I drink so much of it I am a huge fat stinky mongoloid pig beast with squid nosed attributes of hair jutting from my six slightly warted nostrils. WHile driving my pig mobile I felt like stopping to get something to eat so I drove my armoured monkey killer wagon through Mr. Davis's house into his kitchen where I raided the fridge and horsed down my free snack. As I left I thanked him and then ran him over killing him instantly, I did not want to be late for my date with.....

[cagecrafters]

uhh, the devil...

[liljerzeedevil]

uuhhh, the devil and my meteorRock Band! Damn I gotta come up with some new lyrics soon or G.I. Joe is goona kick my huge fat stinky mongoloid pig butt! But i'll be ready for him with all my powerful......................

[RhacBreeder]

...stink. Every single last bit of stink I have will be secretly contained to make the weapon that the guy wants. Once the stink is unleashed the gorrilla moon pie gang will have their revenge. After revenge they'll have....

[liljerzeedevil]

...a celebration! There will be Washington Apple shots for everyone, and all the frickin clams you can eat. Afterwards, as the night and the party winds down.............

[EvilMorphgod]

I slip into bed with my 96 year old mummified corpse and begin to reanimate it to kill, kill, kill the white woman and make the lands safe once again for the American Indians which we have horribly WRONGED...I then gaze upon...

[JASBALLS]

AN Antelope that is being eatin buy one of my large....

[jimcal]

Fuzzy red and black attack spider . Which I plan to..............

[RhacBreeder]

breed with the mummy. The mummy seemed to lose all of it's teeth, so it will need the spider fangs. As everybody should know, the spummy flies at dawn and the chicken lands on Teusday, if you don't have the memo then you should....

[jimcal]

search for the nerd who will direct you to the god king of...

[RhacBreeder]

LUCY RETICS!! The God will keep you guessing what the genetics are, but he cant keep you from asking the snake! Of course the snake cant answer so it wouldnt matter. But if it could then I bet I'd...

[liljerzeedevil]

then he would tell you the genetics are simple. simple mom plus simple dad equals a simpleton, but then he realized that baseball is not a matter of life or death, its way more than that, its......................................

[RhacBreeder]

...actually a matter of life and death. Life for the base and death for the ball. Anyone wearing an onion on there belt has seen the simpsons, but if it's an orange then we are all in trouble....

[jimcal]

For its is orange that calls for the the return of the phoenix. Master Poo Chee warned everyone of this. Master's words of wisdom are true and pure. Like, pump iron not your buddy and ....

[liljerzeedevil]

and dont hurt yourself while your at it. If irons not what you need grab your nearest Funakoshi Gichen, and let him show the way of the yellow onions, which is way more stylish than the white ones 8) ..................................

[RhacBreeder]

...But the white ones were considered extinct in the year of the beef. They have not been rediscovered yet, but they did send a post card. When Apple Bumplberton got the post card he threw it away. While it was in the garbage someone stole it, but that's ok cuzz someone had a knife to take care of it....

[liljerzeedevil]

it and the curse that comes with the postcard. Mrs. Bumplberton carries with her the knife of Chevron. And now she must capture the theif and get back the cursed postcard. To bad Mr. B. had to die for reading what was meant for his wife, not before he called Area 51 though. Now all hell is.................

[RhacBreeder]

...hot, but that is nothing old. Who really cares if the galaxy is a candy bar anyway?? Here is a line my grandpa's dad's cousin's friend used to say - "No I will not make out with a pig!" And here is the line I say now - "Me neither!! Unless I get PAID!!" Then, out of no where, a pig showed up with $5.00. So I figured what the hay, ok. The all of a sudden....

[jimcal]

My oriental buddy came running over to me. I said, Sum Ting Wong what are you doing here. Quick! he yelled come quickly. The chocolate factory is on fire! Good God say it's not so I screamed. The chocolate factory is next to the..

[liljerzeedevil]

house of a 1000 corpes. which is down the street where the Texas Chainsaw masacre took place on Friday the 13th, because someone had a Grudge and a Silverbullet wasnt enuff to stop An american werewolf in paris from playing Hide and Seek with the Boogeyman before dr. giggles showed up and...........

[Kitt]

exploded, spontaneously. They have a bunch of theories for why that happens but they're all wrong, the real reason for spontaneous human combustion is aliens. When you get abducted, see, they soak you in big vats of kerosine so that...

[liljerzeedevil]

when Mars Attacks on Independence Day, our Species will be well armed Predators against all Aliens, who decide to make Contact and subject us to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. But thats not good enuff for the X-Files they have to be better than.........................

[jimcal]

those Men in Black. The Last Starfighter who just returned from the Star Wars said they were a couple of Spaceball's. The real threat would come from The Blob. He showed me his note's from his diary which was under the title 2001: A Space Odyssey. It also showed Signs to look for to prevent the War of The Worlds from happening in 2010 but for now the real danger is....

[liljerzeedevil]

all those Goodfellas that are trippin at that Casino while Donnie Brasko and John Gotti act like they are to good for Vegas when we all know that Once Upon a Time in America those idiot Scarfaces..........................

[jimcal]

worked for the God Father and he was out to Get Shorty. That's what you get when your Married to the Mob. They all think they are the Untouchables but are nothing more than The Freshman at the local schools. We all need to Be Cool........

[liljerzeedevil]

and catch some waves with the LORDS OF DOGTOWN, cause its jus another boring Big Wednesday and prolly a long Endless Summer, but if you get my Point-Break on over to the North shore and tell Laird and Jerry Lopez I said.....................

[jimcal]

dude dont drink the Blue Juice! Papa smurf is on the loose and you know how he can be with his Magnificent Seven. If that happened to me I would take a Fist Full Of Dollars and hire some Young Guns because that would be Unforgiven! not to mention I would be one Pale Rider. Well you know what they say about the Open Range in the good old Wild Wild West but enough of that for now....

[liljerzeedevil]

because I was once famous for my quick draw and Almost Famous for being a Rock Star. But only if you listened in High Fidelity. I was always opening and closing The Doors, but my favorite thing to do was when those Airheads set me up in a game of Truth or Dare, since I love a good dare...........................

[jimcal]

I took the dare to Snatch the Twelve Monkeys but first I had to find The Mexican who was looking for True Romance. I was told to check the Fight Club. It shouldn't be hard to find because A River Runs Through It. Me being The Devils Own I ....

[liljerzeedevil]

decided to fess up to the name Brad, because I have a dog named Bruce who swallowed a diamond and squeaks all over my girl Julia. So shes leaving me and hooking up with a split personality named Slater. So maybe ill move to Quahog and look up Meg and see if that dog Brian..........................

[jimcal]

has heard anything from Ryan? I heard that he became a Christian and married ms Roberts. I think I will bring my hairless hound Willis which is half Pitt with me to help....

[RhacBreeder]

with the take off. Don't know where I'm going but I guess it's up in the air. Where ever it is, there better be a g-d Waffle House, cuzz if I don't get some pancakes then I'll be a hungry waffle-wantin'-dog-havin'-no-place-to-go-type-of-guy. And that would be....

[liljerzeedevil]

too bad....because the only navigator on this ride is ACDC. And their steering clear of the Waffle House and heading straight to IHop. Where AFI is playing loud and the KFC is next store wishin they had some TNT to blast those syrup eating SOB's straight back to.............

[jimcal]

Soul Kitchen where they will be knocking on The Doors to get in. I jumped into my car for a Moonlight Drive listening the Alabama Song. I came upon a Spanish Caravan on Love Street. I had to Break On Through to the other side to get to the harbor at The End of the road. I needed to meet with The Unkown Soldier next to the Crystal Ships. When I got there I saw he was in a fight it was Five To One. So I...

[RhacBreeder]

...picked Five For Fighting and continued to Fade to Black. After that we ran down to the store to pick up some juicy juice, some juicy fruit and some juicy jujubees. We ate all the fat first and then the fruity tuity juicy fruit...

[liljerzeedevil]

flavors of lemonade mixed with Gentleman Jack started to quench my thirst. To bad all that fat isnt good for you so maybe some Coors Light that I picked up at my Buds house did the trick, but not before I realized I had a Fuzzy Navel and found a doctor in Long Island./Iced Tea will cure it, if not your A Furlong To Late, and your gonna need an Absolute Chainsaw to get that fuzz......................

[jimcal]

out of your Scooby Snack. I was in need of a vacation so I went to the beach to get away from my boss the Screaming Nut Buster . I ran into a White Russian. He was a cool guy and come to find out he is the world champion cow milker know as the Buttery Nipple Shooter. I was impressed for sure. I was just kickin when all of a sudden a Green Bull Frog......

[Adam]

ATE ME!!! thats right he ate me!! luckily i had a knife on me and cut my way out but then i just realized that i didnt cut the frog i cut...

[jimcal]

the cheese! The frog spit me out and was never seen again. It was starting to get dark and....

[liljerzeedevil]

and all I could think of was how big the Jaws on that frog were. How I ended up swimming in this Open Water is anyones guess but im totally headed towards The Deep waters. Maybe Wilson and I can steer clear of.............

[jimcal]

Midway and hopefully find Pearl Harbor.A fisherman spotted me and said he could take me. So we sailed off in his boat the Tora! Tora! Tora! I told him I needed to speak to the Windtalkers. Hamburger Hill is where you need to go he said . So when I landed I was on my way, but then....

[liljerzeedevil]

I kinda got into some Big Trouble. Im thinkin im the Big Kahuna cause I got the Big Red One, but its nothing like that Big Fish back there. Although Im headed for the Bright Lights Big City with the Big Lebowski, I just ditched my Big Fat Greek Wedding, cause Im the Little Big Man and Im gonna tell my LA Story, LA Confidental like cause Im wide awake and lovin my Boogie Nights to much. I am the Boogeyman, so beware, because...................

[jimcal]

:icon_shi: If dont make it to my Anger Management class tonite. I better start Goin South and get to Chinatown. I need to find out About Schmidt. The last time we spoke he told me to :icon_eat: and :icon_tom: . Well.. The Pledge I swore was to never speak to him again but I will give him another chance . He is The Shining example of how One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest and.....

[liljerzeedevil]

how hard it must be to be asked all the time...What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing In a Place Like This? I mean Its So Nice To Have A Wolf Around the House, to make sure everyone is going to Play Nice, Naughty But Nice, cause' Mutiny Ain't Nice, and Im thinkin JACK'S -No More Mr. Nice Guy than any of Them Nice Americans. So I guess Captain Nice has found his friend NICH OL'SON and that Nice guy Eddie so he better be CRUISING along before TOM..........

[jimcal]

finds out that he signed his girl Bambi to star with Cindarella in a Monsters Inc. production titled Toy Story. Marry Poppins was upset she didn't get the part but was rumored to have a part in Toy Story 2 .The director "goofey" thinks he is The Lion King but he is really a Dumbo if you ask me. He directed Bedknob's and Broomsticks staring Aladdin and Herclues.What a flop that was. I will give him credit for his hygiene film A Bug's Life and the all time classic Mickey And The Beanstalk but enough of this for now. I .......

[liljerzeedevil]

was a little preoccupied While You Were Sleeping. You are such a Sleeping Beauty that I didnt want to wake you, but I have to ask...Who's Been S;eeping in My Bed? Please, tell me your not Sleeping With the Enemy, I would totally.............................

[bones]

iwould totally have a blowout if we went the whole nine yards
or nine and a half months ,i would say she's having my baby

[liljerzeedevil]

but I cant wait nine months for Adam to have my baby. It will be the Longest Yard ever. Maybe the baby will speak Spanglish and Mr. Deeds will give it a Punch-Drunk-LOVE for, oh i dunno..Eight Crazy Nights, or maybe Drew and Mr. Barrymore will...............

[jimcal]

sell me their Ford so I can run off with Harrison to Indiana and meet up with the Jones. They have a Fugitive dog named Chewbaca I could help.....

[liljerzeedevil]

with some Gas, Food and Lodging, its just Food For Thought its not like You Cant have any pudding if you dont eat your meat. Man, Floyd knows all about that crap. It tickles him Pink when he looks at that wall over there and wonders whats behind it? Maybe some young lust or jus another brick in the wall...................

[jimcal]

but on the other side was a five n dime store so I went inside. the clerk was a b-e-a-u-tiful gal named Carrey. I bought some slim Jim's and was on my way down Ventura blvd. I Aced my way thru traffic which was cool cuase I needed to meet Bruce Almighty himself. He was to give me a Mask when I arrived but the damn Cable Guy was blocking the street.......

[liljerzeedevil]

so I did my usual Space Cowboy routine and told Lee that Tommy was Blown Away when The Fugitive broke into my palace. This Jones guy totally destroyed my House of Cards and now hes gonna be singing the Executioners Song in the great state of Kalifornia, with that chick Juliette, and her man Lewis standing by with a quick...................

[jimcal]

Smile on his face. Well dont Frown when I tell you about the hound laying on the ground with a Blank look on his face. He was only sleeping and now he's awake. I think he must of had a tummy.........ache :( ............Well it's time to.......

[liljerzeedevil]

attend the funeral for the guy that got shot by his cat. Man what was that guy thinking leaving his revolver on the counter like that? Is this guy from Copland, or does his cat know The Way of the Gun. Either way Dr. seuss called and wants his hat back...........................

[jimcal]

now it's time to head to Notting Hill and find a Pretty Woman. So get your butt in Gear and stop being a Richard. It makes me wonder about the poor gerbil's. Was it a Confession Of A Dangerous Mind or just another Conspiracy Theory. One will really never know.Well come Closer and let me tell you........

[liljerzeedevil]

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!, its taboo. Come see out my Secret Window and lend me your ear.........then I will tell you the Secret of My Success. Its all about The Secret Life of Us, and My Secret Identity and my one Burning Secret, which is to give the world all the ingredients to my famous American Pie. As long as that Finch on my Secret Window-sill doesn't fly away with...................

[jimcal]

Leathal Weapon. We needed it to get that Bird On A Wire for the retic, Mad Max. He is the Mavrick of snakes.A real Road Warrior you could say. Well we did get the bird, we used the Patriot missile, It was a big bird! Max was very pleased and told me a secret. He said What Women Want is....

[liljerzeedevil]

to run with the Paparazzi! Like that Heidi chick. Who broke Toms heart. Does size matter, or was it Sizemore? Anyway, Tom is now The Enemy of the State, and looking like quite The Relic these days. Hes prolly wishin he was flyin his Black Hawk Down over to The Faculty luncheon. Josh should be there, but not for long, only bout 40 more Days and 40 More........................

[jimcal]

Nights before he takes off on Air Force One. Josh's motto is, the only size that matters is the thickness of your wallet! He got that from Bridget Jones, she lives over on Cold Mountian. She works for Jerry Maguire, the Top Gun of the Vanilla Sky. Jerry is in the Risky Business of......

[liljerzeedevil]

of record producing. Gotta Be Cool though. Everybody round the studio calls him
AFI. See now, he is usually trippin on himself. Always starin off into space and all paranoid and thinking people are talking about him. Which they are. I asked him what those people say to him and AFI says...... He Walked Away, Heard Them Say, Poison Hearts Will Never Change, Walk Away Again.............................

[RhacBreeder]

...and turn around, then I'll kick you in the junk for not minding your own buisness. Get your own voices in your own head if you want to know what they say. I went into my backyard because there was a flood, but I can't seem to find What Lies Beneath. Maybe I'm walking On Deadly Ground here, but Only Time Will Tell. When time tells, then we can Rock Around the Clock and live only Happy Days...

[liljerzeedevil]

oh were livin on happy days. Lets see, mary-kate and ashley live next door, and we all know 2 are better than 1, cause im gonna be the best Dad I can be, and my girlfriends gonna be the best mom, and we are gonna start a sitcom like the cosbys used to have except for one thing...........................

[RhacBreeder]

I am not a doctor...
(thats all i got right now)

[liljerzeedevil]

I am not a doctor...
(thats all i got right now)


and your.......white-caucasian?lol

[RhacBreeder]

That was my fist thought, but i figured eh...my avitar would let people know that difference lol....

That was an Ad from our Sponsors...we now welcome you to the regularly scheduled story....

...I'm not a doctor and my kids will most likely be caucasian. Just like the Fiddler on the Roof who was eating a spoonfull of sugar to help the medicine go down. But the medicine took a Wrong Turn and ended up being a Nightmare on Elm Street. Good thing Grease Lighting was there to Go Speed Racer. What would we do without good old hoozle bobbies anyways? Well the owl knew what we would do, and he said to...

[liljerzeedevil]

grasshopper...Ah Grasshopper he is definetly not a doctor, COZ he aint from Africa........and sitcoms are lame anyway. His kids will become my apprentices and the Crow will teach them to become the Next Karate Kids. They will seek out all The Big Trouble In Little China, and spend 7 Years in Tibet playing Tomb Raider video games with the Dali Laima who wants to move to the TWIN Peaks, and eat TWINkies followed by................................................ ........

[jimcal]

Pizza Hut and playing Dominos with Big Mac McDonalds, who always wears that Taco Bell hat. After that, they will need to take a nap. They will need their rest, to be the best....

[liljerzeedevil]

that they can be. Because when Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and realize its not open 24/7 like 7/eleven they totally are cravin A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog. So they start lookin for some Fast Food and Fast Women, but soon find out Fools Die Fast, but dont Die Hard. Then Harold turns to Kumar and asks him just what was Willis really talking bout all the time? Oh, right.different strokes for.......................................

[jimcal]

different Melon's. Willis, what a fruit cup he was. He let that Peach of gal get away becuase he went Banana's over that Kiwi tart named liz. Willis and liz got caught by Darrel Strawberry when he was cruising his Cherry 54 chevy over on Orange ave. He....

[liljerzeedevil]

put down the book, Grapes of Wrath, he was reading and thought of Strawberry Fields forever and ever. Then his thoughts turned to the Onion Field and how the Woods are so spooky at night. But James on Any Given Sunday would give his life for The Generals Daughter because shes a sweetheart and they are becoming the best of .............................................

[jimcal]

Gladiator's, they battle under the Friday Night Lights at the Fight Club ever week. They spent Seven Years In Tibet to practice their art's of Mortal Kombat. It was the year of The Red Dragon when....

[liljerzeedevil]

the Dragons invaded the Animal Planet, and the Man-Squito flew Sci-Fi and TV Land was never the same again. VH1 became Surreal to MTV and had to fight it out on Court TV, after the Jackson case went idle and his song ABC needed to add some A&E's just to play a Nickel-odian in that ol' jukebox that became the top story on CNN where a FOX BET he could DISCOVER a new......................

[jimcal]

Mars out in the Milky Way but was to busy to do so. His friend Mr Goodbar who owns M&M's pet shop, wasn't feeling well. He had the Hershey squirts but his doctor Butterfinger said, he should be well by Payday. This was great news because there were Mounds of paper work and........

[liljerzeedevil]

Ben & Jerry wanted no part of it. Cherry Garcia with all his Body & Soul, oozed with excitement over the fact that Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough was Miss Marsha Marsha Marshmallows favorite Ice Cream flavor. Half Baked and becoming a Chunky Monkey, he had her thrown into chocolate therapy with the Dave Matthews Band and their Magic Brownies. You would think that would make the live Appley Ever After, but........................................

[CJReptile]

Then they got caught up in the moment, and 9 months later they had a...

[liljerzeedevil]

storm shelter put in out in the yard. Dam Twisters are always here and then Gone in 60 Seconds. But if Helen Hunts around hard enuff she will eventually find a Phone Booth so she can make Contact with Jodie and Silence the Lambs before the Mercury starts Rising again and all the Foster...........................

[jimcal]

sorry missed ( out of turn)

[liljerzeedevil]

sorry missed ( out of turn)

no.sorry, i think we did it at the same time.............too funny........

[jimcal]

get a License To Kill. I think Golden Eye would be on the look out and not let that happen. Goldenfinger was the true Assassin. He would choose who to let Live And Let Die and had no regrets like Hilton when she said, Ok but For Your Eyes Only!.... Oh well.......

[liljerzeedevil]

sometimes you just have to Close Your Eyes. I mean just What Do Those Old Films Mean anyway? Do they tell a Straight Story, A Christmas Story, A Love Story? Either or, its pretty Much Ado About Nothing. We all have Nothing To Lose and Nothing Lasts Forever, but there is definetly nothing like a Silent Movie or a Scary Movie to get you up and............................................... ..

[jimcal]

Walking Tall on the Thin Red Line of Life. Brian and his Python, Monty. They were looking for the Meaning Of life, So they joined the Flying Circus and ate Spam. Not Green Eggs and Ham. No it was Spam Spam Spam. This cant be right said Brian. we need more than spam. Just then a man said, hi I Am Sam and right you are! Show you the way I can. So....

[liljerzeedevil]

rhe spam weighed about 21Grams and they decided to throw it in the Mystic river. Sean asked Kevin if he had a Penn to write down a grocery order. He was feeling like a Hollow Man and needed some Bacon. But then A Stir of Echoes had them Trapped along side of the..............................................

[liljerzeedevil]

ooooppppsss.......posted twice

[jimcal]

The Jerk ,who locked him self in the Panic Room. Poor Steve the Mean Girls chased him in there. nell could help but she wont be there til Friday....d-a-m-n.. he was screwed. Home Alone and No Way Out. Maybe....

[liljerzeedevil]

oooppps again

[RhacBreeder]

*bump*