cagecrafters
01-17-2005, 09:30 PM
A bass player is sitting on his porch when he see's a drummer walk by with chicken wire tucked under his arm. The bass player asks the drummer, "where ya going with the chicken wire?" The drummer says to catch some chickens. The bass player says, you can't CATCH chickens with chicken wire. The drummer says, watch me.... I'll be back. 30 mins later the drummer walks by with chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire.
The next day same thing, but this time the drummer has a roll of duct tape. The bass player says, where ya going with that duct tape? He say to catch some ducks. The bass player says, you cant CATCH ducks with duct tape. The drummer says, watch me.... I'll be back. 30 mins later the drummer walks by with ducks all wrapped up in duck tape. The bass player says, man your good.
The next morning, the drummer walks by with a bundle of p u s s y willow branches..... The bass player says, WAIT FOR ME, WHILE I GET MY COAT! :lol:
The next day same thing, but this time the drummer has a roll of duct tape. The bass player says, where ya going with that duct tape? He say to catch some ducks. The bass player says, you cant CATCH ducks with duct tape. The drummer says, watch me.... I'll be back. 30 mins later the drummer walks by with ducks all wrapped up in duck tape. The bass player says, man your good.
The next morning, the drummer walks by with a bundle of p u s s y willow branches..... The bass player says, WAIT FOR ME, WHILE I GET MY COAT! :lol: